Little Red Writing Hood

I'm not MAGA. I'm Republican. I do have my own mind. That's why I'm here. I'm curious about where this ship is going and I want to have my say. Let's get this show on the road.

I'm following this topic and waiting for lift-off to woke-world. Where are all your comrades, V? It's like you guys can't get together on anything. With all due respect, maybe that's why you lose elections?

I'm honored. I accept your terms, Captain Smirk. And to what do I owe the privilege? My striking good looks?

Aye aye, Captain Smirk. I boarded the Starship Liberty. I'd like to see where this goes.

OK. I'll play.

Thought I'd dip my toes in the water. Feel the temperature. You know, it doesn't help unite Americans to identify your new planet as BLUE. It's my side of the isle that tries to be color blind while your side clings to identity politics and preferential treatment under the label of affirmative action.

Wait. Why inevitable? Maybe the story is that the green industry exploited naive and gullible tree huggers for profit until a real leader put an end to all the fake news nonsense. America was Made Great Again! We lived happily ever after.